"Best not get any on my shirt. I've beat up toddlers for less."
The view from the stage, moments after Drake finishes. View large.
The gates open and the sprint for the front begins.
Getting grassy.
Attack of the 80s hair.
The heavy lifters.
And the cleanup begins.
Alyssa always liked to break the ice with her joke about a monkey, Charles Darwin, and 50lbs of tapioca pudding.
"Are the security guys supposed to be moonwalking over the portafloor? Because if so, can...can I go join them?"
"Very funny guys! I asked the woman at the store for 'Diet Water' and she just laughed at me. Turns out they didn't have any."
The big screen, made up of little screens, held together by gum.
"Why did you say it was ok to take off my glasses?! You know full well that laserbeams shoot out of my eyes without these things. Now we need a new stage."
Make a run for the outhouse.
Ali was pretty sure these wristbands didn't say "Ali is a doody-face" when they bought them.