“Dude, are you just washing dishes down there? What did I tell you? This is work time.”
“That’s your problem right here. Your kernel is version 2.1 while your interface matrix is stuck at 1.9 and doesn’t talk to your binary prism correctly.”
First rule of cable laying: No jokes about laying cable.
Third rule of violining: Pick a spirit animal. Something fierce.
“Bing.com says that’s a Hawking Abacus."
“What is this thing? C’mon google, reveal your secrets.”
He just found that instrument on the ground.
The name of their first album was ‘Let’s Make Sweet Music”, which, on second thought, was kind of uncomfortable.
Drying his pet rocks on the towels up on stage.
“This ‘paddle guitar’ doesn’t sound half bad.”
“She didn’t look like she was having…oh, that’s the joke, isn’t it.”
“They were right: flowers ARE fun.”
“No no no. We jump ON 3. Then we freeze frame mid-air, wink, and then we fall back to the ground. Got it?”
I was actually surprised no one was sacrificing their water to keep the flower alive for 10 extra minutes.
“I’ll give you a flower if you promise not to eat it!”