"Wait, was this a legally binding contract? I thought we were just being ironically formal."
Gloves are where it's at.
"Is his ankle supposed to turn that way?"
"Is he still looking at me? Why isn't my camouflage working?"
Behind the scenes.
"In the 90s, the bands didn't even have security. They just had their biggest friend cross their arms and wear a tight shirt. Got the job done."
Dares about the world's most painful slip n slide didn't go far before everyone was reminded that it takes skin A LONG TIME to grow back.
DJ JohnnyIV always cleans his laptop before a show. You don't want the audience to feel all the terrible things it has seen.
The flooring discussion never ends.
Sophie: Just lay down. I'm definitely not going to roll you up like a burrito.
"I just bought this kidney off a nice young woman in the bleachers. $50! Can you believe it."
Stomping is a fine art.
"Wait, she actually lifted it? I don't.....how?"
"Why can't I lift the piece that I'm standing on??"
