"I guess I'm a cop here? Seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Man, did you know there's a dial for turning the bass up? So convenient!"
"But first, the cha cha."
"I will now rotate through a bunch of photoshopped versions of myself to make you feel different things about it."
"It's true. I promised not to say anything."
"That photographer has had ink on his cheek for like an hour. He has no idea. What a slob. Pass it on."
"I listen to 'Believer' on repeat before every midterm."
"Your opening line is 'I wish Imagine Dragons were my dads.' ? Bold."
"I'm taking requests. Get creative."
"By request, here is the Stairway to Heaven reggae mix that might get me cancelled."
Regardless of the tempo, the crowd is into it.
"Wait for the drop on 3, 2, 1...oh wait. I should have started at 6. Let's try that again."
They kept feeling each other's faces for like 5 minutes. Maybe it was part of some kind of drawing challenge?
Valentino Khan tries not to show it, but he smelt it too.
