Some called it egotistical, but the sign had a real practical purpose: reminding people that his name was NOT Valentine. The cupid jokes were old by 4th grade you guys.
The dance party continues.
You can never have too many buttons, switches or knobs.
Ain't no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don't button the top three buttons.
She thought it was clear, given the text started with "SPARKLE POWER X22!", what the dress code was, but apparently not.
"I shouldn't have sold my belt to that guy under the freeway."
Once more into the breach.
Shannon didn't understand why he was presenting the water bottle like a hand model would, but she rolled with it. He was her ride home.
In a pinch you can use your hair instead of deodorant.
Unexpected overalls wedgie.
"Wait, I think I just went down that slide with 3 raw eggs in my back pocket. I really shouldn't go shopping before I go to concerts."
She had "not my hand, look at this circle" tattooed on her knuckles.
Just like that leprechaun from those Lucky Charms commercials promised, she would soon gain the tremendous POWER OF THE RAINBOW.
This was her eighth cup of water in an hour. Either she was dangerously dehydrated or turning into a mermaid.
