"Knobs and buttons, buttons and levers, fa la la la la."
"What do you mean this tattoo isn't temporary?"
Kayliegh struggled with the floor like she struggled with her addiction to bubblegum flavored dental floss.
Guy on right: No no. You're putting the left channel monitor feedback flux capacitator in the slot for the microphone condensation exfoliator!
"Guitars, drums, bass, guitar, drumstick, blah blah blah. For once I'd like to set up a triangle or tambourine."
Every time someone passed Brian, they asked him if his hands were clean and to prove it. This was only hour 1 of the gag, but he was already breaking down.
Romy + jazz hands = fabulous
"They told me not to look under the blue tarp. Why didn't I listen? Why?!"
Kelly, the event organizer for Extravaganza, tells a reporter about the success of the show, her hopes for next year, and how her sunglasses weigh 45 pounds.