The bass was so intense, levitation became possible.
This isn't what I imagined when someone said "flannel hoodie" but alright.
"Outta the way! Coming through! Someone said a lego star destroyer was impossible to assemble and I've got to prove them wrong."
"Just kidding! Fish are our friends."
(thinking)
"If I had a fish and called it 'Not Yet Sushi', would my friends think that was clever or cruel?"
Some called it egotistical, but the sign had a real practical purpose: reminding people that his name was NOT Valentine. The cupid jokes were old by 4th grade you guys.
The dance party continues.
You can never have too many buttons, switches or knobs.
Ain't no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don't button the top three buttons.
She thought it was clear, given the text started with "SPARKLE POWER X22!", what the dress code was, but apparently not.
"I shouldn't have sold my belt to that guy under the freeway."
Once more into the breach.
Shannon didn't understand why he was presenting the water bottle like a hand model would, but she rolled with it. He was her ride home.
In a pinch you can use your hair instead of deodorant.