"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Sush Choi watched advanced Excel pivot table videos on youtube during his set. Gotta stay ahead of the competition.
(mumbling to himself)
"Red is wrong. Blue is best. If it's Yellow, let it mellow. No, that can't be right."
Sush Choi, caught in the hands of time.
"After I take 10 photos, I eject the memory card and stash it in my shorts. You never know what kind of lunatics out here will mess with you."
If you find a pink, fuzzy bucket hat that tells you to do crimes, you keep that fuzzy hat. Those things are rare.
Let's start the artsy B&W shots. You've been warned.
"When I put my hand here, it doesn't actually help me hear better. How do people do this?"
"Oh right, gotta bring the headphone up to my ear."
Everyone was very encouraging.
Candice knew her video of graphic whale sex would make her new friends.
"I had so much fun I lost control of my bladder! Let's get out of here."
"Miss, did you run the entire time? This thing is, conveniently, a slide."
Hat down. I repeat - hat down.
