"If everyone out there wants to go for sushi after this, please Venmo me $38,000 and we'll figure out ordering when we get there."
"What is the DEAL with airline food? Ha, but seriously, what's the deal? My lasagna had a human finger in it. That's not normal right?"
"Like, did that finger come from Denver? Or did someone lose it earlier? How did they not know?"
"Man, can we stop talking about this? I've lost my appetite."
"I'm kidding. To make it up to you, I've prepared something special. Please look under your seats."
"But they're all standing. Oh. Ohhh."
"That was cold man. Cold."
After that wicked burn, he proceeded to dance like this for the next 20 minutes.
See, he is still going.
"I only know Stairway to Heaven, but here we go."
The keyboardist debates just pressing the drum machine demo button and walking offstage.
"So I just pluck these long plastic strings and music comes out? Neat."
Behold the power of the drum.
"I know I just met most of you, but is anyone out there a doctor? I have this mole just below my..."
