Shannon didn't understand why he was presenting the water bottle like a hand model would, but she rolled with it. He was her ride home.
Once more into the breach.
"I shouldn't have sold my belt to that guy under the freeway."
She thought it was clear, given the text started with "SPARKLE POWER X22!", what the dress code was, but apparently not.
Ain't no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don't button the top three buttons.
You can never have too many buttons, switches or knobs.
The dance party continues.
Some called it egotistical, but the sign had a real practical purpose: reminding people that his name was NOT Valentine. The cupid jokes were old by 4th grade you guys.
(thinking)
"If I had a fish and called it 'Not Yet Sushi', would my friends think that was clever or cruel?"
"Just kidding! Fish are our friends."
"Outta the way! Coming through! Someone said a lego star destroyer was impossible to assemble and I've got to prove them wrong."
This isn't what I imagined when someone said "flannel hoodie" but alright.
The bass was so intense, levitation became possible.