“Dude, are you just washing dishes down there? What did I tell you? This is work time.”
First rule of violining: Never take your eye off the crowd.
Second rule of violining: Everyone around you will betray you.
Third rule of violining: Pick a spirit animal. Something fierce.
First rule of cable laying: No jokes about laying cable.
“That’s your problem right here. Your kernel is version 2.1 while your interface matrix is stuck at 1.9 and doesn’t talk to your binary prism correctly.”
He just found that instrument on the ground.
“What is this thing? C’mon google, reveal your secrets.”
“Bing.com says that’s a Hawking Abacus."
“This ‘paddle guitar’ doesn’t sound half bad.”
Drying his pet rocks on the towels up on stage.
The name of their first album was ‘Let’s Make Sweet Music”, which, on second thought, was kind of uncomfortable.
“They were right: flowers ARE fun.”
“She didn’t look like she was having…oh, that’s the joke, isn’t it.”
