"Brilliant. Here's an ode to trash romance novels."
"Like the ones with Fabio on the cover?"
(in unison) "Ahhh, Fabio." (in unison)
"Ahhh, Fabio."
"Exactly ladies. Except this one is about pirates, dinosaurs, and a long lost love who happens to be a vampire. I'm thinking of making it into a book."
"I'd buy that!"
"Thank you. It'll be my masterpiece."
Guitar solo.
Bass solo.
"Solo means one person playing at a time! You gals were playing together. Shenanigans!"
Cee Lo drums.
A bit artsy, I know.
The backstage party.
The obstacle course deflates after someone ran thru it improperly. :(
Guy: Ok. Ok. We've been fighting for like 45 minutes. Can we stop? I already skipped going to the bathroom once.
