"Yeah, we all got that."
"People use the word 'carnal' ???"
"I know this thing is a microphone or something, but I kinda think it's stealing my email passwords."
The crowd laughs as his password "EMAIL123" is displayed on the big screen.
"Computers aren't my thing."
"I'm also a luddite! This phone is..um...made of yarn and imagination."
Sometimes the photographer has to capture other photographers to remember what I look like doing this.
"Are we not entertained?"
"We are!"
So many holding styles.
Relaxed finger guns.
"Dare me to rip off these pants?"
Little did they know, he was wearing identical pants underneath.
"I bet he's wearing the same pants under those. Cuz that's what I'd do. It's a good joke."
