"Before you ask, no. I am not related to Charles Barkley from the NBA."
"So stop asking."
Shredding it in spandex.
I'm allowed to get a little artsy with the filters here.
"I'm here to talk to you about an issue near and dear to my heart - life insurance."
{power chord}
"Are you covered? Because it's never too early to start considering your ultimate demise."
{cue funeral march}
"Ok, so you guys don't dig that. What about clowns? Thoughts?"
The guitarist is clearly anti-clown due to her sepia tone and lack of red nose and huge shoes.
"Just kidding! My brothers are clowns."
Cee Lee didn't know how to take this clown revelation. He was shocked.
"Ray Charles, give me guidance about this clown issue. What should I do?"
"If you're cool with clowns, well, I guess that's cool with me too."
