1992 movie reference lost on crowd born in 2004.
"You see that movie? I guess it doesn't really translate. And maybe it makes me look like a bad boss."
"Bathroom breaks are for closers."
"I just really have to pee you guys."
Like examining a fossil, the students look at ancient point and shoot camera technology.
"Wait a minute. I'm more than just my pants and what is underneath them. I'm a human being."
"See, this is why I have the extra long shirt."
Chants of PANTS PANTS PANTS ripples through the crowd.
The crowd on the edge. Will he or won't he remove his pants??
"Can we cut back on the whole removing pants thing?"
"I can sense the guy with the big hair knows my game. Damn."
"I bet he's wearing the same pants under those. Cuz that's what I'd do. It's a good joke."
Little did they know, he was wearing identical pants underneath.
"Dare me to rip off these pants?"
