"After I take 10 photos, I eject the memory card and stash it in my shorts. You never know what kind of lunatics out here will mess with you."
Sush Choi, caught in the hands of time.
(mumbling to himself)
"Red is wrong. Blue is best. If it's Yellow, let it mellow. No, that can't be right."
Sush Choi watched advanced Excel pivot table videos on youtube during his set. Gotta stay ahead of the competition.
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Still not working.
Woman on right: If you want to hide from the photographer, just have a completely blank expression. Then he won't be able to think of a good caption and will discard the photo. Easy.
"Did he just plug that into his belly button?"
This was the "unplug and plug everything back in" portion of the show.
(with the giant "Audrey Nuna" sign behind him)
"I haven't had this many people looking at me confused since I DJ'd that bris wearing a Santa outfit."
The early birds.
It's important to keep your glasses on while sliding. You never know when playground goblins will attack.
Climbing the wall of...pockets?
Hat Guy: Are you still stuck? I went and got pizza, ate it, saw the band, and came back.
