One benefit of being a former program boarder is getting a free shirt of the new concerts. Especially when, like this year, they’re created from the hair pulled out by those people bitching and moaning about the lineup.
Happy people.
“Hello my queen. Have you seen the king’s shirt? I seem to have misplaced it after a dare involving 4 pounds of kool-aid mix and a garter snake.”
Fire assassin.
Invisible trampoline.
The crop top competition ended in a tie.
Finally. I thought it would last forever.
The whale recovered and was quick to be embraced by its fans. It can’t actually hug due to its short arms, but don’t bring that up please.
Inivisible archer.
En guarde!
“Only you can prevent forest fires. And us, I guess. That’s probably a given.”
Out on the field promoting peace, love, and hydration.
Deflategate.
“No, they did what to the whale?”
