“The saddest thing is when a baby cow asks his mom what he can grow up to be. She says he can be anything he wants, as long as it’s a hamburger pattie.”
“Why did you say that?”
“Now I’m thinking of cow murder. Thanks a lot.”
“Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?”
“No, but I bet you’re about to tell us.”
“Is it unused baby shoes? That’s my bet.”
"I kept those teeth too."
Rock on.
“Wait, does this guitar have 5 strings or 7?”
That’s right. We’ve begun the artsy portion of today’s program
“I have a tambourine and I’m not afraid to punch your face in with it.”
“It’s true. In a bar in Boise some guy lost his front teeth.”
“Wanna know a secret about chemtrails?”
“It’s just harmless water vapor! Wild huh.”
“I hate it when she sings that ‘No Vaccines for Vicky’ song. Such a downer.”