Radioactive fingernails.
The cat people have come for your kibble.
Tiny maracas.
"Hey guys, you taking pictures?! Can I be in one?"
Life giving water.
I thought this was just how she tested ink on her hand, but it turns out she has a rare "Nerd candy coloring" disease of the flesh.
See, peace is popular.
They believe in peace. Or popsicles. Or tube tops. I have no idea.
"But if I move my legs, you'll float away! I'm protecting you. If you weren't addicted to helium, this wouldn't be a problem."
"Go long!"
If you made fun of his flower the joke would be on you. It squirted ink directly into your eyes.
Don't mess with Texas. Wear it instead.
"Excuse me, but that's my art tree. I clearly peed here earlier to reserve it."
Dangling dismount.
