Hey, no shoes!
Strong sock game.
When you expect sunshine, it's tough to justify dressing in layers for a music festival.
Seconds before losing her grip and receiving her 3rd iPhone black eye in as many months.
Flying to the stage.
Say hello to Destroy Lonely.
Trying to communicate telepathically with a stage hand to bring him a soda.
"Tearaway pants don't get enough love. Let me explain."
"Did he say 'tearaway pants'???"
"Also, in case anyone asks, this necklace is NOT from Elder Scrolls. Stop asking."
The crowd was divided on whether sunglasses were necessary or not. Fashion, as always, won out.
"Is he talking, again, about the time he took out his own appendix?"
"C'mon. A guys gotta be able to brag about giving himself an appendectomy for at least 5 years."
"Doctors said I was the first person to do it in 100 years. They even let me keep it. It's in a jar in my bathroom."
