"I'm taking requests. Get creative."
"By request, here is the Stairway to Heaven reggae mix that might get me cancelled."
"Your opening line is 'I wish Imagine Dragons were my dads.' ? Bold."
"I listen to 'Believer' on repeat before every midterm."
"That photographer has had ink on his cheek for like an hour. He has no idea. What a slob. Pass it on."
"It's true. I promised not to say anything."
"I will now rotate through a bunch of photoshopped versions of myself to make you feel different things about it."
"But first, the cha cha."
"Man, did you know there's a dial for turning the bass up? So convenient!"
"I guess I'm a cop here? Seemed like a good idea at the time."
"My social media guy took a heavy sedative right before the show. If he falls asleep, we have a pillow to put under his head. He'll be fine."
"It was a really sunny day when we took most of the photos for the video wall. I'm sorry about all the squinting."
Taking it to 11.
"I lied. Taking it to 11.5. I had more to give."
