"After I take 10 photos, I eject the memory card and stash it in my shorts. You never know what kind of lunatics out here will mess with you."
If you find a pink, fuzzy bucket hat that tells you to do crimes, you keep that fuzzy hat. Those things are rare.
Let's start the artsy B&W shots. You've been warned.
"When I put my hand here, it doesn't actually help me hear better. How do people do this?"
"Oh right, gotta bring the headphone up to my ear."
Everyone was very encouraging.
Candice knew her video of graphic whale sex would make her new friends.
"I had so much fun I lost control of my bladder! Let's get out of here."
"Miss, did you run the entire time? This thing is, conveniently, a slide."
Hat down. I repeat - hat down.
The waiver signing, removing your shoes and hot anticipation line.
When you can get face paint to match your outfit AND your lipstick, go for it.
"I'm sorry, but I can't actually paint your eyeball. That's unethical. And gross."
"Hold very still. This face glitter won't hurt one bit."
"What? I didn't think that until you just tried to reassure me. What's in that stuff?"
