"That's pretty funny. Don't you agree Ziggy Stardust sticker?"
"I don't have any stickers to talk to. Am I going to be kicked out of the band for that?"
Time for a long guitar solo until the lead singer could reattach his head. These things happen sometimes with rock n roll.
"Not there, not there, oooh, gum!"
"I'm just the drummer. I don't get involved in decapitations unless I really have to."
Strumming along, fa la la la la.
Sal just got a txt that said "the gerbil is in the pantry". He doesn't have a gerbil OR a pantry.
"I had a gerbil once. He had 45 babies. I think Harry was keeping a secret from me."
"You ever notice that this drumstick looks totally different than a turkey drumstick, and even more different than one of those ice cream drumsticks?"
"I could go for a rocket pop right about now."
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
"I'd probably pay a dollar. Maybe I'd walk on my hands for a few yards. But that's about it."
Guitar break.
Wait, where was the head wreath booth? I missed that."
