Chants of PANTS PANTS PANTS ripples through the crowd.
The crowd on the edge. Will he or won't he remove his pants??
"Can we cut back on the whole removing pants thing?"
"I can sense the guy with the big hair knows my game. Damn."
"I bet he's wearing the same pants under those. Cuz that's what I'd do. It's a good joke."
Little did they know, he was wearing identical pants underneath.
"Dare me to rip off these pants?"
Relaxed finger guns.
So many holding styles.
"We are!"
"Are we not entertained?"
Sometimes the photographer has to capture other photographers to remember what I look like doing this.
"I'm also a luddite! This phone is..um...made of yarn and imagination."
"Computers aren't my thing."
