Taking the last bit of dignity the mechanical bull had, the riders relished in pulling his tail, which caused the bull to emit a loud honk like that of a clown car.
Strangely enough, this is also how they drive together.
T.I. takes the stage to tell everyone that an 89 Civic still has its lights on.
"Civic? Wait, mine's a 92. Dang, that was close."
Amelia and Chaz enjoying the show. And the jello they poured down their pants 20 minutes prior.
In his head, T.I. was imagining that the microphone was a light zapper and all of the audience were ducks. Oh man, how he hated that damned dog.
A kodak moment. Err, I mean a Motorola, LG, Nokia, Samsung moment.
"So there I was, pulling into the parking space, when this little old lady cuts me off with her Segway and then flips me the bird. As you can imagine, I was most put out."
T.I.'s DJ accidentally played Ice Ice Baby halfway through the show.
T.I. invited any haters to the stage for a rousing game of checkers.
No no, better make that chess.
Never argue with a man carrying a towel and an arm that looks good for snapping.
"Ha, I love towels too! We have so much in common!"