Marilyn had to turn three dudes into cowboy sauce to get that hat, but it was totally worth it.
It’s heavy on the Attitude, but still part of a balanced breakfast.
One benefit of being a former program boarder is getting a free shirt of the new concerts. Especially when, like this year, they’re created from the hair pulled out by those people bitching and moaning about the lineup.
“Hello my queen. Have you seen the king’s shirt? I seem to have misplaced it after a dare involving 4 pounds of kool-aid mix and a garter snake.”
The crop top competition ended in a tie.
Finally. I thought it would last forever.
The whale recovered and was quick to be embraced by its fans. It can’t actually hug due to its short arms, but don’t bring that up please.
View from the cheap seats. Once again, they're all free.
“Only you can prevent forest fires. And us, I guess. That’s probably a given.”