"I know this thing is a microphone or something, but I kinda think it's stealing my email passwords."
"People use the word 'carnal' ???"
"Yeah, we all got that."
"It's an allusion to carnal activities."
"If you know what I mean."
"If we gonna dance in real life, we gotta tango in the chat."
"And what's with your first DM being just 'hi'. Screw that."
"I'm more than my height, weight and profile pic!"
"It's a balance between getting them to like me and letting them know I go deeper, right."
"Dating profiles are tough. How much do I share versus keep for that first date."
Not helping.
"I think my arm is stuck. Somebody help me."
"That's right - I put 'Can reach top shelf at the grocery store.' on my dating profile. Works better than a pic of me with a fish. Amateurs."
Artsy shot. Expect more.
