"Ok, who mixed a peanut M&M into my mix backstage? My tongue swells up am I kt spppk .."
"Are we all part of some multilevel marketing scheme right now?"
"Yes, I eat two tablespoons before each show. It's what gives me this sunny disposition."
"How many of you have heard about the benefits of sunflower seed butter?"
"I wrote a nice song about bears, but NOOOOO. We have to be the health food band."
(singing) "Your fiber is delicious, but my pee is suspicious.."
"No, the next one is about asparagus, which is a vegetable."
"Is every song, just like, about chapstick and fruit?"
"Did I pull the chapstick out of my pocket before I washed my jeans? Uh oh."
Drummer: I like the 'facing the drummer' thing, but can you stop licking your lips? Buy some chapstick man."
When you lose that sneeze.
Peach Pit. The Peach Pits? A bunch of peaches? An orchard of peaches?
Kicking it up a notch.
Rocking out.
