“I’m here today to talk to you about full bladders.”
She is!
Who is excited?
“I’m here today to talk to you about perspiration.”
“I’m here today to talk to you about periphereal vision.”
“I’m here today to talk to you about the importance of living, laughing and loving.”
Beat box break.
“I’m here today to talk to you about sweet sweet dance moves.”
“I’m here today to talk to you about conducting an orchestra.”
“I’m here today to talk to you about whether or not berets are fashionable.”
“I’m here today to talk to you about staying in school.”
“I’m here today to talk to you about antacids.”
“I’m here today to talk to you about that feeling when you’re done with a final and know you can stumble back to your dorm room and just pass out.”
“I’m here today to talk to you about dope beats.”
