"Everybody ready to hear our hit song about grammar and punctuation?!"
"Really? Those weren't the lyrics we practiced."
"Normal words!"
"Hello everyone! I have nothing odd or bizarre to say!"
"What's a trumpet doing in the forest by itself without an adult present?"
If a trumpet falls in the forest, does it make a noise?
"I also enjoy wrench time. Which may be too personal a thing to share. Nevermind."
Stop. Hammertime.
"If this band breaks up and then reforms, will we be called Beta Beats?"
"I'd like to know too. I ate six."
"Does anyone know how many calories are in a guitar pick? I ate three before we started and I want to know what the damage was."
Dance party.
Picks are delicious.
"It's true. He bought that at an army surplus store. Nearly burned his face off the first time he found out what it can do."
