"Stop. Don't collaborate. Don't listen. This isn't that song."
"Stop thinking about teeth. Here are some wings. Look at them."
Wait, are gold teeth really gold? Because gold is a super soft metal and might not be that great for chewing.
Bam! Knee attack to the shins!
The ostrich strut.
Sliding into second.
"Deep story. Deep."
"Long story short, I fixed up the boat and me and this skinny dude who always wore red escaped in the night. Sometimes I think about those other people, if they're still there on that island."
"First day, the professor makes a coconut cellphone. But he kept it to himself and just snapchatted photos of this movie star to his friends until the potato battery died."
"There I was, with just the other people on the boat tour. Some professor, the skipper, a couple ladies, some rich couple."
"I ever tell you guys about the time I was stranded on an island after a boat crash?"
More art.
"That's SCIENCE Icarus."
"They say Icarus' wings melted because he flew too high. But c'mon, it's colder at higher altitudes."