Off-Campus Rep
Students' Party
Artificial turf - what happens when a shredded tire and an artificial christmas tree have a lovechild.
Spare parts are handy. Handy because they're handles, you know... Ok, I'll stop now.
Ropes leading nowhere were expensive, but the RecCen knows what students want.
Climbing wall handles - none of these open a trap door to a secret lair.
Noticing that some handles were letters of the alphabet, this staffer began rearranging them into the proper order.
Master of the obvious.
