Quick, bass solo!
"I before E, except after...Z?"
She prefers ampersands.
"Mmm, semi colons are delicious."
"Semi colons!"
"Everybody ready to hear our hit song about grammar and punctuation?!"
"Really? Those weren't the lyrics we practiced."
"Normal words!"
"Hello everyone! I have nothing odd or bizarre to say!"
"What's a trumpet doing in the forest by itself without an adult present?"
If a trumpet falls in the forest, does it make a noise?
"I also enjoy wrench time. Which may be too personal a thing to share. Nevermind."
Stop. Hammertime.
"If this band breaks up and then reforms, will we be called Beta Beats?"
