"I really should consider wearing contacts. These things must weight four pounds!"
While her bongoing skills were impressive, the crowd loved that, every time she pressed the drawing of a stereo on your arm, a clip of Soundwave (the Decepticon) saying "Now is the time to...boogie down." would play.
"And people said I'd get nowhere with this hair. Or that I'd get it stuck in a propeller blade, again. Ha, I showed them!"
"I hope no one misinterprets this heart peace necklace as a heart-shaped cartoony skull ninja star. I hate it when that happens."
Still pictures fail to convey the majesty of the talking navel.
And now....jazz hands!
You got a 20% discount at the music store if you had dreads.
"20 percent?! Damnit, I paid full price."
Guy (quietly): I think I sat in some glue. So I might be stuck to you. Don't back away suddenly.
Alex hated neon green like a mummy hates fire.
Ringo likes to avoid unwanted publicity.
Bootsy sneezes his way through the funk rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.
In retrospect, lobster underwear was a bad idea.
Romy tries, briefly, to conduct the band before being tossed out.
To aid in his scruffy image, the singer seriously considered getting a Mr.Clean tattoo. You know, for ironic impact.