She believed in the power of the 1300s until she realized it was the century that the plague ravaged Europe. Now she had to change her lucky number and ATM PIN code.
Taking the last bit of dignity the mechanical bull had, the riders relished in pulling his tail, which caused the bull to emit a loud honk like that of a clown car.
Laughter soothes the savage beast.
The tongue thing worked for Michael Jordon.
Bulls and jousting and stripes, oh my.
About to be impaled by inflatable horns, Jill wishes she hadn't spent her final weekend watching Law & Order reruns.
Not so much for this guy.
Cameron Diaz makes friends with the soulless mechanical bull.
Until the bull realizes he doesn't need carbon-based friends.
And while Cameron laughs it off, she cries a little on the inside. Which is probably not internal bleeding.
The Bull always wins.
"This hump means it's part camel, right?"
"So, if I dressed up like a cow and rode this thing, would that make a rift in the space time continuum?"
5 seconds later she was thrown 10 feet off the bull. She foolishly let a giant talking panda bear distract her.