"This hump means it's part camel, right?"
5 seconds later she was thrown 10 feet off the bull. She foolishly let a giant talking panda bear distract her.
"So, if I dressed up like a cow and rode this thing, would that make a rift in the space time continuum?"
The Bull always wins.
About to be impaled by inflatable horns, Jill wishes she hadn't spent her final weekend watching Law & Order reruns.
She believed in the power of the 1300s until she realized it was the century that the plague ravaged Europe. Now she had to change her lucky number and ATM PIN code.
Cameron Diaz makes friends with the soulless mechanical bull.
Until the bull realizes he doesn't need carbon-based friends.
And while Cameron laughs it off, she cries a little on the inside. Which is probably not internal bleeding.
Laughter soothes the savage beast.
Non-traditional bull riding garb.
The tongue thing worked for Michael Jordon.
Not so much for this guy.
Bulls and jousting and stripes, oh my.
