"The condor has landed. Over. Mission accomplished. Operation 'Behave like Program Board student again' initiated."
The CSOs loved these tables too much to divide them up in the divorce. They would share them straight down the middle. Hilarious hijinks would surely ensue.
The calm before the storm.
The first round of the Bungee Run Olympics didn't have the fancy sponsors, variety, or footwear of the official Olympics, but it still had heart.
The bullriders were told that, when they were bucked off, they would be thrown into a vat of lime jello.
"That's clearly watermelon!!!"
The operator, weary from lack of sleep, readies to press the "Space Eject" button.
Fancy Potato McHammerpants makes an appearance.
Productivity defined.
Out of State kicks things off.
The lead singer of Out of State attempts to "grab a shooting star", oblivious to the fact that it's the middle of the day.
(internal) "Should I have shaved this morning? Will people think I'm lazy, a bum, or just a rock musician? It's so hard to tell these days."
"This marble finish looks pretty good. Should I get this on my kitchen counters or go for the more traditional wood? Choices choices..."
The microphone was made of sweet sweet candy.
