Sophie: Just lay down. I'm definitely not going to roll you up like a burrito.
The flooring discussion never ends.
DJ JohnnyIV always cleans his laptop before a show. You don't want the audience to feel all the terrible things it has seen.
Dares about the world's most painful slip n slide didn't go far before everyone was reminded that it takes skin A LONG TIME to grow back.
"In the 90s, the bands didn't even have security. They just had their biggest friend cross their arms and wear a tight shirt. Got the job done."
Behind the scenes.
"Is he still looking at me? Why isn't my camouflage working?"
"Is his ankle supposed to turn that way?"
Gloves are where it's at.
"Wait, was this a legally binding contract? I thought we were just being ironically formal."
Still debating the slip n slide option.
Sophie had fallen into 4 manholes from looking at her phone too much. As unlikely as it sounds, it was about to be 5.
Marilyn to the rescue.
Sophie briefly lets the intrusive thoughts swerve towards a life of crime.
