"This one goes out to all my ladies out there with leopard print boy shorts."
Clearly now is not the time to paint your pedals.
"They'll never find the body in here. La la la."
"Haven't you dude. Haven't you."
Lollipops - as close as you get to real sustenance at the front of the crowd.
Ryan, after washing and conditioning his beard in the porta-toilet sink.
"That's so disgusting I have to watch some pictures of kittens playing with yarn to get it out of my head."
"I love yarn!"
"Oh god, they're going yarn crazy. Hold this fence tight!"
Everything was going fine until she started playing the drums. On her date's head.
I guess that one woman tried to fly. Oops.
"Hahahahahahahaaha. What? No. I'm at a concert. I have no idea what you're saying. But if I hang up, people will think I don't have any friends."
Just because you're now a few feet off the ground, doesn't mean you can fly.
Diamond guitar - still awesome.
