“Calm down. Just because he said he wanted to marry you up on stage, doesn’t make it legally binding.”
“Hey, I’m walking here I’m walking.”
If you don’t text someone about what just happened, did it really occur?
The rare double point. Well played miss.
“My snapchat from on stage failed to upload? My life is ruined!”
Jordan, also a fine dancer.
“Really, that’s the best joke you have?”
A job well done controlling the crowds.
Yo yo yo.
Slap fight!
“It’s not really a fight. More of slap foreplay.”
Marilyn wasn’t sure why Cassi was telling her about Alexander Hamilton. She just assumed she was on some kind of candid camera drunk history show.
“And I”m like, ‘Yeah, I’m a pirate. Doesn’t give you the right to discriminate against me.’ and then she asked me to put on my shirt in front of all those 16 year olds at the DMV. So embarassing.”