“I think I’m picking up internet porn on my earpiece. It’s kind of distracting. In a good way.”
That last track blew his hat off. If he had been wearing a hat, of course.”
“Stuffing man, stuffing.”
“Oh god, why did you say that. Now I want a turkey dinner. Thanks a lot.”
Dreaming of mashed potatoes.
“I like to call this next song ‘Sadness with a Side of Gravy’. That’s not what it’s called, but that’s what I like to call it.”
“Guys, I don’t feel complete without a tambourine in my hand.”
“Nevermind the question of how a cartoon can be a documentary.”
“I had it just a second ago.”
“Shh everyone. We told him that underwear gnome episode of Southpark was a documentary.”
“Guys, I left my tambourine right here. Did the underwear gnomes take it again?”
“Drums, cymbals, where is my tambourine?”
“And a one, and a two, and a four. Shit. Let’s try again.”
“And a one, and a taco, and a DAMNIT ALL”
