Time for The Growlers.
Don't ever let anyone limit you to just ONE microphone. If you want another one, even if it's just to amplify your digestive track to 4000 people, then by golly, demand it.
He looks so peaceful.
The front of the crowd, most of whom were there the entire day.
"This is a guitar."
"They know that Jim. Thanks."
"This is a bass."
"Yes, and I'm the singer. We all know this."
"In space, no one can hear you scream. But in the ocean, fish could hear you."
"I hope a friendly guppy would come and rescue me."
"Or a flounder. I like flounders."
"Seriously you guys? No more underwater screaming. Let's rock."
"Do you think sharks can hear you? Kind of like how they can smell a drop of blood from parsecs away?"
"Parsecs? Is that from Star Wars? I don't know what is happening anymore."
