He just emptied the spit valve on his own foot and hoped no one noticed. I noticed. I noticed.
"Imaginary lightsaber!"
That's right, I've got some artsy filters and I'm not afraid to use em.
"Don't even pretend you haven't used the same kind of thing on Instagram."
"I'm more of a Hipstamatic kinda guy."
"I've got a laser weapon in my watch."
"It's true. He bought that at an army surplus store. Nearly burned his face off the first time he found out what it can do."
Picks are delicious.
Dance party.
"Does anyone know how many calories are in a guitar pick? I ate three before we started and I want to know what the damage was."
"I'd like to know too. I ate six."
"If this band breaks up and then reforms, will we be called Beta Beats?"
Stop. Hammertime.
"I also enjoy wrench time. Which may be too personal a thing to share. Nevermind."
