"First day, the professor makes a coconut cellphone. But he kept it to himself and just snapchatted photos of this movie star to his friends until the potato battery died."
"There I was, with just the other people on the boat tour. Some professor, the skipper, a couple ladies, some rich couple."
"I ever tell you guys about the time I was stranded on an island after a boat crash?"
More art.
"That's SCIENCE Icarus."
"They say Icarus' wings melted because he flew too high. But c'mon, it's colder at higher altitudes."
Plucking away.
"The drummer has this story about his high school football days. He's told it like, 592 times. I mean, it does have sports and a cheerleading accident, but c'mon, get something new."
"You guys wanna fly?! No, really. I'm going to Florida after this and I've run out of things to talk about with my bandmates."
He also had Miguel branded shoes and laces. He was starting to suspect this might be a trick directly at only him.
Miguel was a huge investor in Miguel branded earpieces. It wasn't his business, it was just a huge coincidence.
It's everybody.
Maybe not the easiest path to fame, but ok.
Or he fought the bird he stole his wings from. I bet I'd put up quite a fight if someone tried to tear off my wings for a jacket.
And someone's ripped his jeans at the knees. Maybe he got into a fight with a dog.