Regina Sarnicola
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510-965-3087
Caption: A sunset like no other
Disc golf course marker on Sueno. Britta Gustafson
Alyssa always liked to break the ice with her joke about a monkey, Charles Darwin, and 50lbs of tapioca pudding.
"Are the security guys supposed to be moonwalking over the portafloor? Because if so, can...can I go join them?"
"Very funny guys! I asked the woman at the store for 'Diet Water' and she just laughed at me. Turns out they didn't have any."
The big screen, made up of little screens, held together by gum.
"Why did you say it was ok to take off my glasses?! You know full well that laserbeams shoot out of my eyes without these things. Now we need a new stage."
Make a run for the outhouse.
