"Are there fingers coming up from beneath the flooring?"
"We're in a huge outdoor space. How could it possible smell this bad?"
"Seriously. Someone should see a doctor if that came from a human."
"Are we still talking about farts? This isn't middle school. And if it is, I'm realllly late for home period."
Working on the road.
The grand entrance, now with fairies. Fae? I never learned the difference.
"I'm such a tremendous firefighter, I've fit another firefighter into my pockets."
"Although I walk through the valley of the shadow of purple towers..."
Using Ronald McDonalds' speedo as climbing wall footholds seems disrespectful. But I guess a donation is a donation.
"Why yes, these pants do give me the powers of a small grandmother. I can reach into any pocket and pull out those tiny pillow mint candies, even if my pockets were previously empty."
"Listen up green bubbles, next time you send me a video - upload it to dropbox first. I can't even see your cat footage it's so compressed and terrible."
"I've never taken candy from a stranger before. Think of all the fun I've been missing out on!"