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She painted adorable kittens on all the keys of the keyboard. It was a little distracting.
"Do you ever wondered what happens to gophers when it rains?"
"They climb out of their holes. We've talked about this."
"Do they call their bird friends, looking for a ride? Like Frodo and Sam at the end of LOTR?"
"That was so touching. They were such nice friends. I wish a gopher would be friends with me."
"I don't want to be roommates. But like, maybe we go out to dinner a couple times a week. Hang."
"Because gophers use silverware at a restaurant. Ok then."
"Me and my gopher pal at the Chipotle. I'd buy him the extra guac."
This is the rodent-centric material the crowd came to see.
"Gopherman, Gopherman, does whatever a gopher can,
Digs a hole, trench or pit, sprain your ankle lickety split,
Look out, here comes the Gopherman"
Digs a hole, trench or pit, sprain your ankle lickety split,
Look out, here comes the Gopherman"
"I make up songs about everyone I want to be friends with."
"Here's a song for Lady Gaga. It's titled: Lady Haha. Because we're such good friends and we laugh a lot together."
The first verse was just each band member laughing hysterically.
