"Let's hear it for protecting your equipment from bodily fluids!"
One AS President, one former AS president, & one master photo crasher.
Sina and Paula introduce Asher Roth, if that is his real name.
The crowd, remembering this guy might love college, decides to give him a chance.
On a cold night, everyone could use some long-sleeved school spirit.
Asher: Don't worry folks, my friend here is NOT, in fact, on fire.
"You're right Asher, he just spontaneously combusted. So that isn't, technically, on fire. Anymore."
"Who here can see my hands when I blind you with these lights? Haha, I love this game."
"Dancing"
"I was the surprise guest? Cool. Anyone want to see a surprise from my pants?" "Wait wait, what kind of person do you think I am? It's just a rare coin I've got in my pocket. You people are perverts." "I was the surprise guest? Cool. Anyone want to see a surprise from my pants?"
"Wait wait, what kind of person do you think I am? It's just a rare coin I've got in my pocket. You people are perverts."
Jordan, in all his glowing glory.
Ludacris emerges.
and raps.
and tells a heartfelt story about his childhood puppy named 'Sandwich'.
