"What do you mean this tattoo isn't temporary?"
"Knobs and buttons, buttons and levers, fa la la la la."
Mike showing off his ASPB and Canon pride.
"I'm hunting wabbits."
Tragically, Sam's keychain giraffe would be devoured by her tshirt T-rex later that afternoon.
Middle CSO: You go over by that stage and watch out for shenanigans. You, go by the back gate and stop any tomfoolery that may occur.
Brian was unclear on many concepts.
"The condor has landed. Over. Mission accomplished. Operation 'Behave like Program Board student again' initiated."
The CSOs loved these tables too much to divide them up in the divorce. They would share them straight down the middle. Hilarious hijinks would surely ensue.
The calm before the storm.
The first round of the Bungee Run Olympics didn't have the fancy sponsors, variety, or footwear of the official Olympics, but it still had heart.
The bullriders were told that, when they were bucked off, they would be thrown into a vat of lime jello.
"That's clearly watermelon!!!"
