"And you know what they say about guys with big feet..."
"He had the deepest voice. Could sing like an angel. A baritone angel."
"I ever tell you about the time I met Bigfoot?"
One gem for each Smurf she's eaten.
"I stole that joke from Three Amigos. I'm not sorry."
"That was a good joke. You laughed, I saw it."
"Because of the little balls on it."
"How can you tell?"
"It's a male plane!"
"Airplane!"
"We don't speak of it."
It was horrific. Guts and string and wood everywhere.
"I tried to hire a cellist but he exploded like those drummers in Spinal Tap."
He could feel his soul slowly leaving his body. Being near the trumpeter was so draining.
